Disclaimer: You might break up with your girlfriend or wife after reading this. Please proceed with caution.
Oh my chicken
Where have you been all this time
I have been searching in KFC for a while
You are always in my mind
Oh my chicken
I love my chicken
I thought you left me
But I know you never had the balls to leave me
I scrambled your children and ate with bread
But you still don’t consider it as a threat
I will breed you
I will feed you
Please never ever leave me
And I commit, you will always be free 😛
Oh my chicken
I love my chicken
I still remember your breasts
Not as good as your legs
Your wings always fascinate me
But I take your thighs with me
You came and sat on my plate
Just to make me smile
I will never compare you with dove
Boneless or skinless, you are my true love
Oh my chicken
I love my chicken
P.S. May your soul R.I.P 😀
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ROFL……………….hahahaha that was too hilarious.
Not Poetry, you write Humour nicely!
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Haha, thank you 😂
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LOL
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LOL!
Especially the “P.S.” part! 😀
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Chicken it is then
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That was hilarious 😀
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Thanks a lot 😀
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Very funny post, Lol
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Thank you 😃
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You surely have a weirdo kind of humour. Lol,thanks for the follow
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Cool ! Like it
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Thank you 😃
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Wonderful poem! Hehe…
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Thanks a lot, Sahana 😀
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FABULOUS! My daughter’s love life in a nutshell or should I say on a plate!
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Haha, thanks a lot 😀
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Haahah ! 🙂
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Ah I loved that. You are my kind of poet 😉
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Haha, thanks a lot 😀
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haha !!! This one made me laugh. 😀 I keep reading poems in blogs but I have foundvery few humorous poems.This is one among them.And well written too. 🙂
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You find this humorous! you should read Holy crap 😀
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I’m getting to it.I’m actually going through all your posts one by one. 😀
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But skip Holy crap in case if you are a heart patient 😀
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haaha is that a challenge? Challenge accepted 😛
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Okay, you have been warned 😀
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yes boss 😀
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S.o I do jd
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I am not sure what you meant 😀 but thank you 🙂
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Pretty darn cute 😀
Thanks for the ‘Follow! too!!!
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Thank you, Patrice 🙂
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hahahhahaha
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Fun! You have a wicked sense of humor. I look forward to digging deeper in to your writing.
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Haha, thank you 🙂
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