True Love

Disclaimer: You might break up with your girlfriend or wife after reading this. Please proceed with caution.

 

Oh my chicken
Where have you been all this time
I have been searching in KFC for a while
You are always in my mind

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

I thought you left me
But I know you never had the balls to leave me
I scrambledΒ your children and ate with bread
But you still don’t consider it as a threat

I will breed you
I will feed you
Please never ever leave me
And I commit, you will always be free πŸ˜›

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

I still remember your breasts
Not as good as your legs
Your wings always fascinate me
But I take your thighs with me

You came and sat on my plate
Just to make me smile
I will never compare you with dove
Boneless or skinless, you are my true love

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

 

P.S. May your soul R.I.P πŸ˜€

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152 thoughts on “True Love

  1. My goodness, what a sense of humour! I wish I could be a chicken (with flight capability, of course) just for a day.

    Creativity at its best. I cannot imagine conjuring up such a gold mine of literary wealth.

    Awesome piece.

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  2. You’re hilarious, JD. Don’t know why but the melody came to mind for that song ‘Won’t dance’
    You know what?, you’re lovely
    You know what?, you’re so lovely
    And, oh, what you do to me
    I’m like an ocean wave that’s bumped on the shore
    I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
    Strange? Yes. I’m having one of those ten impossible thoughts before breakfast.

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  3. Oh My God! What did I just read? :O Despite being a vegetarian, I found this funny (that’s saying something!) Awesome post πŸ˜€ :’)

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