True Love

Disclaimer: You might break up with your girlfriend or wife after reading this. Please proceed with caution.

 

Oh my chicken
Where have you been all this time
I have been searching in KFC for a while
You are always in my mind

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

I thought you left me
But I know you never had the balls to leave me
I scrambledΒ your children and ate with bread
But you still don’t consider it as a threat

I will breed you
I will feed you
Please never ever leave me
And I commit, you will always be free πŸ˜›

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

I still remember your breasts
Not as good as your legs
Your wings always fascinate me
But I take your thighs with me

You came and sat on my plate
Just to make me smile
I will never compare you with dove
Boneless or skinless, you are my true love

Oh my chicken
I love my chicken

 

P.S. May your soul R.I.P πŸ˜€

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