Disclaimer: If you are visiting my blog for the first time, and you land up in this piece of shit, please do not lose hope. I have done better in the past (and will do in the future). Please take a look at it. Thanks! 😀
Sitting on the toilet seat
Have been sitting there for quite a bit
Thinking of pizza and cheese
Wondering whether I live to eat
When I make that trumpet sound
It smells like fresh meat
Oh it was wonderful to eat
Wish I could eat some meat
Pressure builds up like a kiss
It feels really good to piss
And came out a big yellow
Felt smooth like a jello
Remembering what I ate last night
Yeah, it was a very good night
Taking a look at the shit
And the shit looks like a ship
P.S – This is my first and last attempt at poetry. I beg you; please don’t curse me to death.
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Hahahahahha!
Its Now I understood when you said eat your dinner first and then read 😀
Amazing sense of Humour you have
seriously!
M still Laughing 😀
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Thanks a ton, Pragati
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Rocking shit sir😂😋very entertaining👍
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Thanks a ton, Rekha 😃
P.S. I am about to cry; you are the only person on this face of earth to call me Sir, so much of respect 😛 if you want, you can call me JD 😉
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😋😝oki…JD
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You know what? This poem left me laughing out loud for the next five minutes!! LOL!! This reminded me of all the silent comments my classmates did when the science teacher taught us about *Bio-toilet*. 😛
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Haha 😀 Happens in school
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This is only the second of you posts that I have read – and now I will read more 🙂 Thanks for sharing – I think it will take a while for me to erase the thought image of a ship shaped shit.
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LoL, thanks a lot 😀
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this is yuck.But yeah its good 😀 and yeah I din get a heart attack 😛 though I slightly fainted 😛
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Haha, you just fainted! After reading this, people were about to file a law suit against me 😀
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Now that’s what I call a unique sense of humor xD
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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I like this post so much that I wanna like the ‘Like button twice 😉
You’re different…and guess that’s what makes you special
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Haha, thanks a ton, bro 🙂 really appreciate it
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OMG! I just don’t know what to say! 😉
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So far, this is the best comment I have got 🙂 Someone has gone speechless, LoL
Check this out, it’s kinda your genre but not exactly 😛
https://thejaidev.wordpress.com/2016/02/25/sing-and-run/
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bwahaha!
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😀
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LOL😂😂
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😀
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Crap
oops i mean clap :p
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haha, thank you 😀
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^_^
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🙂
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Shit .. Hahaha RIP tentions .. Keep writing poetry plz , 🙂 what a sense of humour in poetry
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Haha, you are one of the few people in the world who admire my poetry, rest of them just want to kill me 😛
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Seriously? You nailed it!
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Haha, thanks a lot, Emzlee 😀
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Well Well !! Toilet humor, gutter humor,, call it anything ! But it was rhythmic ! Not just for this post, I practically have seen a blogger evolving ! Count as in as a “Jabra FAN” of your writing skills !
Cheers mate !
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Thanks a lot, Bhaijaan 🙂 aur hum apke fan hain 😀
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You’re entitled to some potty humor.
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Haha, yup 🙂
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Hilarious.
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😀
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Poetry in motion 😀
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Haha 😀
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Wow, what an introduction! LOL. Very good and I think you should write more poetry! I’ll check out some other stuff, but I’m guessing it won’t be so shitty. 😉
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Haha, yeah, lets hope for the best 😀
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That was the best first post I have ever read.
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Haha, thanks a lot: D
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Hahaha. That was so much fun to read. More please 🙂
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haha, thanks a lot, Martha 🙂
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I think you’ve found a challenge in poetry for sure. Good point, though. At the basic level we must live to eat, as well as eat to live. (not to mention keeping warm). Keeping your progeny alive is good too. :o)
Everything else is a bonus. We’re lucky.
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Haha 🙂 thank you
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:D:D:D My God!!! …..Haven’t ‘like’d as I’m not sure that I do …hilariously funny post tho ……thanks for the ‘follow’ think it HAS to be a mutual
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Haha, thank you 🙂
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Hey, I am not able to access your site
https://groundcontroltoether.wordpress.com/
Is something wrong with it? I really wanted to take a look at it 🙂
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Well its the first visit to your blog..And This poem stood out… Really..All the blogs that I follow, I read the poem and I go ” Woah, what emotions!”
Well..first witty and unique one was this where I went on laughing..Honest attempt!!
Thanks for the follow!
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Thanks a lot 😀 Check out other posts too, you may like them as well
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Yes definitely I will..Share your views on my blog as well..Mutual follows are Brilliant ways to grow!
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Hilarious! Thanks for the follow.
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I am glad that you like it 🙂
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Check out other posts too, you may like them as well 🙂
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I did! 😉
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Cool 🙂
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JD, first time visiting your site and I end up on “holy crap” Hahaha. I’m not going to lose hope (with my fingers crossed) 🙂
Looking forward to more of your randomness.
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haha 😀 check out other posts too, you may like them as well 🙂
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Reblogged this on Ancien Hippie.
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Thanks a ton for reblogging my post on your site 🙂
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Kaayam Churan 🙂
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Haha, I don’t think I need that 🙂 there were no blockages while taking the crap. It was smooth like a pie 😀
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Vogon!
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Lol, I am gonna take that as a compliment 😀
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lol.. this is too funny…
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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Amazing, now even i feeling like making some brown dumplings. Nice one!!!
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Haha, thanks a lot 😀
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Love your writing. I ship you not
LK
Texas
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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There needs to be more poems on crapping.
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Haha 🙂
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Thanks for following my blog. And thanks, especially, for the good laugh. You’ve got a great sense of humor and potential in poetry!
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Haha, thank you 🙂
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Oh.. Any way to get know you?
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Yeah, I’m there on Facebook – Jdev Kamath 😀
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Cool.. 😀
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Your randomness is so specific, just like me, it’s INSANE! I loved it. ❤
Any way to get know you? Just curious. 😀
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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Welcome. May I?
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You may. I am really sorry I didn’t get that 😛
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I think you’re really cool. Haha! Funniest poem I’ve read all week. 🙂
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Thanks a lot. Check out other posts as well, you may like them too 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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I hope you like awards because I´ve nominated you for The Blogger Recognition Award. You can check the rules in my post 🙂
https://chapeblog.wordpress.com/2016/03/25/recognition-awards/
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Ok, my first read and its gutter humor….I embrace gutter humor often, am just to afraid to post any of my own….following…and about to go a bit deeper….like a submarine….oh and I like I mean love pizza….
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Just like a submarine 😀
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Hahaha😂😂 you’re a funny person!
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Thank you! Check out other posts too, you may like them as well 🙂
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So this actually is my first visit to your blog and this is exactly where I ended up. I shall now be following you 😀
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Haha 😀 Check out the other posts too, you might like them as well 🙂
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First visit on your site and already had a great laugh. Fun times ahead I think. 🙂
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Thanks a lot, Miriam 🙂
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Some rhythmic crap.
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I will take that as a compliment 🙂
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