Holy Crap

Disclaimer: If you are visiting my blog for the first time, and you land up in this piece of shit, please do not lose hope. I have done better in the past (and will do in the future). Please take a look at it. Thanks! πŸ˜€

 

Sitting on the toilet seat

Have been sitting there for quite a bit

Thinking of pizza and cheese

Wondering whether I live to eat

 

When I make that trumpet sound

It smells like fresh meat

Oh it was wonderful to eat

Wish I could eat some meat

 

Pressure builds up like a kiss

It feels really good to piss

And came out a big yellow

Felt smooth like a jello

 

Remembering what I ate last night

Yeah, it was a very good night

Taking a look at the shit

And the shit looks like a ship

 

P.S – This is my first and last attempt at poetry. I beg you; please don’t curse me to death.

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97 thoughts on “Holy Crap

    1. Thanks a ton, Rekha πŸ˜ƒ

      P.S. I am about to cry; you are the only person on this face of earth to call me Sir, so much of respect πŸ˜› if you want, you can call me JD πŸ˜‰

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  1. You know what? This poem left me laughing out loud for the next five minutes!! LOL!! This reminded me of all the silent comments my classmates did when the science teacher taught us about *Bio-toilet*. πŸ˜›

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  2. This is only the second of you posts that I have read – and now I will read more πŸ™‚ Thanks for sharing – I think it will take a while for me to erase the thought image of a ship shaped shit.

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  3. Well Well !! Toilet humor, gutter humor,, call it anything ! But it was rhythmic ! Not just for this post, I practically have seen a blogger evolving ! Count as in as a “Jabra FAN” of your writing skills !

    Cheers mate !

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  4. Wow, what an introduction! LOL. Very good and I think you should write more poetry! I’ll check out some other stuff, but I’m guessing it won’t be so shitty. πŸ˜‰

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  5. I think you’ve found a challenge in poetry for sure. Good point, though. At the basic level we must live to eat, as well as eat to live. (not to mention keeping warm). Keeping your progeny alive is good too. :o)

    Everything else is a bonus. We’re lucky.

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  6. :D:D:D My God!!! …..Haven’t ‘like’d as I’m not sure that I do …hilariously funny post tho ……thanks for the ‘follow’ think it HAS to be a mutual

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  7. Well its the first visit to your blog..And This poem stood out… Really..All the blogs that I follow, I read the poem and I go ” Woah, what emotions!”
    Well..first witty and unique one was this where I went on laughing..Honest attempt!!
    Thanks for the follow!

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  8. Ok, my first read and its gutter humor….I embrace gutter humor often, am just to afraid to post any of my own….following…and about to go a bit deeper….like a submarine….oh and I like I mean love pizza….

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